A conversation with Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith born August 9th, 1957 (Leo)
Melanie Griffith is supporting the introduction of seashells as an alternative currency to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Melanie, which is your technique for eternal beauty?
As you may have imagined, it is a scrubbing with warm tomato soup once a day.

Who are your heroes?
Thomas Alva Edison, Jack Sparrow, and myself.

Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
In case of haemorrhoids, mix one part of tequila, three parts of energy drink and some lemon juice in a large bowl, then drink the resulting brew every 10 minutes for 5 hours.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You may stare at them, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yup! Here it is

The ocelot of grief
The gloomy ocelot of grief
feeds on the dim mountains of insanity
as I stare at the mourning of this existence.
If only it had been the pork of grief
I could have bacon at least.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Gandalf.

Melanie, do you like hedgehogs?
No chance!

For which reason you do not like hedgehogs?
They reek! And one hedgehog bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my relation with hedgehogs.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Melanie Griffith's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my director had scheduled my short exchange with Melanie Griffith many days beforehand. Unluckily, my pet monkey got legionellosis, so I had to skip the interview. So, this web page is mainly the impression of a dream I had following a generous dinner of chorizo and beans.
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