Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a special license for navigating my submarine.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Definitely! Here it is
Melanie, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin determine what you like and how you should act. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to never need to shave again, so it's pointless to dispense my wisdom.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a brown fox on my left buttock. It implements a tracker, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly disrobed.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the opossum appearing in your last movie?
Snap! It wasn't my fault, and whatever you heard about it has surely been inflated by the journalists.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Read the obit of a clown.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?
Melanie, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal rubbish.
Today a tiresome existential uncertainty and an unsettling want for passion are hurting your usual steadfast assurance, but with respect to next Sunday today is not so bad, so good luck.
Frick! That's extraordinary!
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