In a paper published on Journal of Ethical Methodology, dr. Michael N. Jenkins has described your movies as "a supernatural embodiment of latest conceptual Freudianism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, I think that in his essay appeared on Australasian Pragmatic Annals, prof. Timothy E. Sanchez utterly rebuked that depthless point of view.
Can you tell me the square root of 367192101?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers.
Do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, that I can put in hour and hours into one session. See, surely you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
No way! I'm very affable, somehow torpid, dogged and patient. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Jennifer Connelly. I liked her as Tarzan.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you live among piles of dough pampered by adoring fans, but there are regions where it is hopeless to find even an almost adequate hamburger.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
It was my best friend's idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight tonsillitis?
Since I imagined to have it.
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