A talk with Mélanie Laurent
Mélanie Laurent
Mélanie Laurent born February 21st, 1983 (Pisces)
Like many Pisces people, Mélanie Laurent is vulnerable to chocolate addiction (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Mélanie Laurent, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Mélanie, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Celine Dion the other night and, honestly, I did not like it.

What would you like to do right now?
Wake up from this daydream.

Which is the most shameful DVD in your collection?
Cripes! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "Soul Plane" or "Nothing but Trouble".

Do you know Ryan Howard (a former biomedical engineer, now a diving instructor) from Los Angeles?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was some commotion about the funny suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Emilia Clarke. I think we both like canaries.

Mélanie, what is your opinion about global warming?
My informed opinion is that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my supporters will undoubtedly appreciate my resolution to purchase a submarine for the possible emergencies.

What do you eat between meals?
Avocadoes with margarine, a frozen pizza, four avocadoes, and a glass of gin.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a lion. A large, fat, placid lion, gorged and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Mélanie Laurent's home telephone number :
801029296 5478833623 4504906441 9369639259 2426057852 428123372 7095007050 801205908 6550655234 3108074737 8539498946 531491333 5913447473 493196958 8746425722 7786721708 3733285327 499282516 210834888 668093717
I arranged a brief conversation with Mélanie Laurent days beforehand. The resulting interview was amazing, like it was written by the spirit of Miguel de Cervantes under the effects of prescription exotic drugs. Hence, it was awfully lamentable, to put it mildly, that my ferret (probably on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I invoked Thor in vain, I tried to recapture those mind-blowing words. I want to be clear here: I'm not really so sure this web page contains an entirely genuine report of what transpired during our exchange, and I'm starting to question whether it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.