We are here tonight with a special guest, Mélanie Laurent, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Mélanie, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Celine Dion the other night and, honestly, I did not like it.
What would you like to do right now?
Wake up from this daydream.
Which is the most shameful DVD in your collection?
Cripes! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "Soul Plane" or "Nothing but Trouble".
Do you know Ryan Howard (a former biomedical engineer, now a diving instructor) from Los Angeles?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was some commotion about the funny suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Emilia Clarke. I think we both like canaries.
Mélanie, what is your opinion about global warming?
My informed opinion is that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my supporters will undoubtedly appreciate my resolution to purchase a submarine for the possible emergencies.
What do you eat between meals?
Avocadoes with margarine, a frozen pizza, four avocadoes, and a glass of gin.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a lion. A large, fat, placid lion, gorged and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
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