What do you have in your pockets?
By golly! Since this transcription is a fabrication of your lascivious imagination, I'm probably in my immodest underwear, so no pockets at all.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
I guess! In case of need mix two parts of rum, three parts of mineral water and some salt and pepper. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 20 minutes for 4 hours.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Up in the Air"?
May so! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
Melanie, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, I had some problems with my agent, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will use the name "Melanie Linskey".
Which is your secret for perpetual beauty?
Curiously, it is a scrubbing with hot yak milk twice a week.
Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I leased a gorgeous villa in a hidden valley of Luxembourg. The payment included a mined drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a crowd of extras acting like hysterical admirers to let me feel loved.
As everybody knows, the problem of astigmatism in bears is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
O.K.! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($1,000 per night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of astigmatism in bears.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will tougher, I often take a siesta on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and thorns liberally peppered with vinegar.
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