Melissa, do you have any vice?
I watch funny videos on YouTube for hours. I’m probably going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a gazelle. A big, fat, peaceful gazelle, sated and heavy-eyed in a summer breeze.
Melissa, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
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Melissa, do you like hedgehogs?
Who do you think i am!
For which reason you do not like hedgehogs?
To be honest, they stink! And one hedgehog bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably rethink my relation with hedgehogs.
Melissa, you are well known for your bizarre requests when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Melissa needs what Melissa needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's mammoth jerky or industrially-made cheddar cheese.
What do you think about president Donald Trump?
I though this was a funny discussion, not a graveyard for lunatics.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that preparing meals is quite a waste of energy, since there are fast food joints and supporters more than willing to deliver my daily dose of carbs and sugars. The few times I have to cook for my acolytes, I like to invent salads. My masterpiece is a mix of bacon and lima beans, which I believe can be cool for both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the bacon and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix bacon and lima beans with some balsamic vinegar and there it is!
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