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A talk with Melissa Etheridge
Melissa Etheridge
Melissa Etheridge born May 29th, 1961 (Gemini)
In her country house in California, near the Dave Bautista's one, Melissa Etheridge is producing her own wine, whose name, by an unluckly accident, sounds like a horrible obscenity in Russian (pixabay photo)

Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
I'll soon release a vinyl-only esoteric recording of glam metal covers of Bob Marley greatest hits, sung in Greek, Danish and Klingonese. It is very personal and jet of planetary significance.

Does your secretary use an alias when he books a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude admirers and stalkers
Absolutely! We go to any length to excape those punks. We usually employ the alias "Melissa Ethiridge".

Can you tell me the square root of 948641926?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.

Melissa, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising setting with a vip whose name I've not the authorization to make public. Care to comment?
Do you mean C.G.? That is a platonic thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Q.K...

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your office or your parents may "accidentally" blow up. Are we on the level?

Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is quite non-real...
One of your masterpieces, "Like the Way I Do", is a well known anthem of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?

People nowadays are haunted by secret meanings. It's a song about unbribable convenience-store clerks, and that's all.

Melissa Etheridge refused to let me know her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
7727582912 566287424 229888566 321855276 3909107774 7022173390 8719148380 9959243294 6931954155 2004297233 568589201 6342321336 2458212984 6174394903 851231112 8149421960 270259444 5488053777 4318973985 722667155
I patiently queued up forever for an occasion to have a brief rendezvous with Melissa Etheridge. The resulting transcription was mind-boggling, like "On the Road" rewritten by Robin Hood. Thus, it was deplorable, to put it mildly, that my cat (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I un-fainted, I attempted to recollect those stunning words. I want to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an entirely factual run-down of what transpired during our conversation, and thus I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever was real...
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