Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
I'll soon release a vinyl-only esoteric recording of glam metal covers of Bob Marley greatest hits, sung in Greek, Danish and Klingonese. It is very personal and jet of planetary significance.
Does your secretary use an alias when he books a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude admirers and stalkers
Absolutely! We go to any length to excape those punks. We usually employ the alias "Melissa Ethiridge".
Can you tell me the square root of 948641926?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.
Melissa, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising setting with a vip whose name I've not the authorization to make public. Care to comment?
Do you mean C.G.? That is a platonic thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Q.K...
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your office or your parents may "accidentally" blow up. Are we on the level?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is quite non-real...
One of your masterpieces, "Like the Way I Do", is a well known anthem of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?
People nowadays are haunted by secret meanings. It's a song about unbribable convenience-store clerks, and that's all.
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