A conversation with Melissa Joan Hart
Melissa Joan Hart
Melissa Joan Hart born April 18th, 1976 (Aries)
According to his hairstylist Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Melissa Joan Hart. He has invited her for a 4 months stay in his summer residence. (source)

What is your opinion about global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this so-called global warming baloney is just a feebleminded plot of Rohan's spies.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Charles I of England. I played Catwoman until somebody got smart.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every two hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Melissa Jaan Hart", who apperently is a former ceramic artist from San Francisco. That's quite depressing, but not as much heartbreaking as finding that for Yahoo my name is similar to an appalling insult in Polish.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Drats! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", probabably it is "Spawn" or "Ishtar".

Your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal insanity.

You will feel isolated from your friends, like an evanescent fence is between you and them. A disquieting buzz in your ears will tell you that probably they are plotting against your life.
Endeed! You are dead on!

Melissa, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of ananas grower, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Ace Ventura.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, in a mockumentary.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Melissa Joan Hart's secret telephone number :
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