A talk with Melissa McBride
Melissa McBride
Melissa McBride born May 23rd, 1965 (Gemini)
Her typical breakfast when she is on diet (pixabay photo)

Do you like to cook?
I hardly think so! But I like to improvise salads. My all time favorite is a mix of pulled pork and bean sprouts, which I think can be suited for both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
That's right! You take the pulled pork and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix pulled pork and bean sprouts with some ranch dressing and voilà, you are done!

I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
It was my cousin's idea.

And since when did you feel a need to address the issue of tennis elbow?
Since I thought to have contracted it.

Do you use an alias when you arrange for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid stalkers and aficionados
You bet! We do whatever is necessary to evade those hooligans. I generally adopt the moniker "Melissa McBrude".

Could you corroborate the noise about the heist of the Bigfoot pictures?
Can I? That's right! Do I want? Decidedly not!

Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Titanium Hedgehog Prize" assigned by the city of Denver for "remarkable and gratuitous stage exhibition" at the age of 6.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Melissa McBride's private telephone number :
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I set up a brief interview with Melissa McBride several weeks in advance. The resulting article was fantastic, like it was written by the ghost of Mark Twain at his best. It was awfully lamentable that my cat set my only copy on fire! After I put together again my vowels and consonants, I attempted to recollect those fantastic words. Actually, to be frank, I'm not so certain this web page contains a completely accurate report of what transpired during our rendezvous, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it actually happened...
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