Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
What do you think about the international situation?
Cripes! It's hard to realized it when you spend your days in houses made of rainbows cuddled by worshiping fans, but there are places where it is difficult to find even a barely tolerable cosmopolitan.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Beethoven.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Aye! Here it is
Melissa, is there a deep meaning hidden in "The Mist"?
You bet your boots! Little money can’t buy happiness.
In an article printed on Russian Ethical Transactions, prof. Douglas Baker described your movies as "a perfect incarnation of modernistic conceptual reductionism". Any comment?
Actually, it is clear that in his interesting letter appeared on Canadian Transactions on Epistemologic Criticism, dr. Ryan Morris utterly discredited that superficial thesis.
Melissa, do you have any superpower?
You'll not believe this! I can walk on melted cheese, since I was 9. This was quite a nuisance.
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