A talk with Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy born August 26th, 1970 (Virgo)
In her underground grotto Melissa McCarthy is incessantly trying to develop chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Syldavia flag, probably because there is my face in the middle of it.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been kind, you go to Paris, if you have been boring you go to Ottawa.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Anna Karenina" by Leo Toystory.

You surely mean, by Leo Tolstoy?
Probably my cover had a typo, but I've heard it both ways.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson.

Melissa, what do you think of global warming?
I have deducted that this so-called global warming drivel is probably a monstruous invention of Lilliput's agents.

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible career?
Actually, no. My mother and I decided that I would have become a crime scene cleaner. But, you know, that's life.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a bear. A large, fat, placid bear, sated and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.

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