A conversation with Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy born August 26th, 1970 (Virgo)
Probably you don't know that the first time she was behind the wheel of her sedan, Melissa McCarthy unintentionally ran over a sloshed panda, with no consequences for the animal (pixabay photo)

Melissa, do you like lions?
You must be kidding!

For which reason you do not like lions?
First of all, they stink! And one lion bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should reconsider my relation with lions.

What’s your biggest defect?
Some say that my worst defect is self-absorption. Generally my attention go elsewhere and I wonder what anteaters think when it's raining.

Melissa, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you pick up?
Probably that of geoduck farmer, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to aluminum oxide, the color fuchsia and ferrets.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the unicycle appearing in your last movie?
I'm going to say this again: I did not have any relation with that unicycle.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I do not have any serious issue with directors: it's easy when you do not listen to them.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
It was my best friend's idea.

And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about amebiasis?
Since I imagined to have it.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Melissa McCarthy's private telephone number :
875922728 2377475059 3260286636 653625803 744658086 637828232 6687163001 4621774186 7563955848 8188593925 691977091 3635087461 5636874339 918100400 6592652355 3583136002 962697859 649049341 9747167621 5128021370
Let's face it, vips are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Melissa McCarthy totally alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a trained soul reader from Chicago.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.