A conversation with Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy born August 26th, 1970 (Virgo)
By reason of a freak accident happened to her aunt, Melissa McCarthy suffers from an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for dark places (pixabay photo)

You're awesome in "The Heat". Were you given plenty of latitude to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! The director was like putty in my hands.

You have been the recipient of several prizes. Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
At the early age of 5, I won the "Silver Bobcat Award" issued by the Mayor of Sacramento for "memorable and redundant stage achievement".

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: fear.

Melissa : boring

Q: peace
Melissa : boring

Q: enemies
Melissa : boring

I don't think you are in the right mood.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?

The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on backs and foreheads of 700 models that will be dispersed in Salinas.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the reassuring swish of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent desires you write instead something more fashionable, say, "the placid purr of a content kitten" or "the cheery giggle of a happy kid ".

Melissa McCarthy refused to divulge her secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
788709829 9483471330 6226911799 7349041798 6215127644 8841291446 3878879439 8197097441 7872461316 9704545919 7224527107 2550370293 9994813772 5165556159 556672689 4212215653 8659102576 4322356355 9085947318 9490534327
To be sincere, my chief had scheduled my rendezvous with Melissa McCarthy several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Polish or collecting molds. So, this web page is essentially based on what Melissa McCarthy would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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