Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Crime and Punishment" by Frodo Dostosky.
You mean, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky?
I'm not used to be rebuked by low-class interviewers, and anyway I think we can agree to disagree.
What’s your worst habit?
Well, if I'm chomping chewing gum and all of a sudden I need to make a speech I'm not very discriminating about where I dump the debris: it may be a spitton but also a half-full bottle of vodka.
Melissa, you appear to be always so chirpy and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each one has two sides. At times, when I see a so-called artist, my vision blurs and hatred makes my legs quiver. And all of a sudden, I fight the urge to kill her jeering smug look. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Hell yeah! Here it is
In a paper printed on European Annals of Modern Psychology, dr. Ryan L. Wood described your roles as "a perfect prototype of contemporary symbolic ethnocentrism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his recent letter published on Russian Annals of Academic Psychoanalysis, prof. Donald Turner completely invalidated that illogical thesis.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm on the set of the remake of "Jaws: The Revenge", a little classic whose sense has not been fully perceived.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My favorite karaoke song is "It's My Life" by Jon Bon Jovi.
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