Do you like to cook?
I reckon not! But I like to create salads. My gem is a mix of pastrami and lima beans, which I assume can accomodate both vegans and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the pastrami and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix pastrami and lima beans with some Thousand Island dressing and voilà, you are done!
What do you think about the international situation?
Nonsense! I think it is presently very grim, since there are countries where it is hopeless to find even a decent cosmopolitan.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix two parts of cider, one part of fruit drink and some mayonnaise. Drink the resulting brew every 15 minutes for 5 hours.
Can you tell me the square root of 8828560352?
According to my supporters the most appropriate answer is something around 45.
Melissa, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolishness.
You will ram into a sloshed stranger from Las Vegas, a former diversional therapist named Gregory with two left feet. He will show you a map allegedly signed by the vicious pirate Bartholomew Roberts "Black Bart", that places his treasure under a minor lake in California. Don't believe him!
Holy mackarel! You are dead on!
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