Is there something you would like to do right now?
Well, eat something spicy.
Could you authenticate the hearsay about your involvement in the flimsy business of mermaid photos?
Could I? You bet your boots! Do I want? Gosh no!
Melissa, have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there is a complicate situation regarding the inheritance of my once removed late cousin, and so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Melissa Reuch".
Do you know Angela L. Campbell (a former faculty head, now a fire fighter) from Santa Clara?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to her for 5 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a hasty end.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a white eagle on my knee. It contains a tracker, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Fresno labyrinth, but unfortunately it works only if I'm a little disrobed.
Melissa, should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of beekeeper, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Okey-doke! It is lamentable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the recap of the condensed version of "Catch-22", and I found it quite palatable. Thus, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Joseph Heller - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a two in Austin, but a seven in Mongolia.
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