Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix three parts of beer, one part of instant coffee and some black vinegar. Apply the resulting mixture on your wrists and your arms.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Archenland. If I'm not mistaken, it is black and blue with a little purple zebra somewhere.
What would Mia Wasikowska do to solve the problem of criminality and violence that is menacing our world?
Well, I'm sure that giving one million of dollars to every person would make many problems go away, but most lawmakers are just rapacious decrepit blokes.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which obliged me to increase the number of charity events I attend.
And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of pneumonia?
Oh, since always.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Theodore Roosevelt.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Coleoloma difficilis, an almost extinct tree native of Loompaland.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Will do! Here it is
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