A talk with Mia Wasikowska
Mia Wasikowska
Mia Wasikowska born October 14th, 1989 (Libra)
Since her fans required it passionately, Mia Wasikowska will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($1,000 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of brucellosis in anteaters (source)

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix three parts of beer, one part of instant coffee and some black vinegar. Apply the resulting mixture on your wrists and your arms.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Archenland. If I'm not mistaken, it is black and blue with a little purple zebra somewhere.

What would Mia Wasikowska do to solve the problem of criminality and violence that is menacing our world?
Well, I'm sure that giving one million of dollars to every person would make many problems go away, but most lawmakers are just rapacious decrepit blokes.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which obliged me to increase the number of charity events I attend.

And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of pneumonia?
Oh, since always.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Theodore Roosevelt.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Coleoloma difficilis, an almost extinct tree native of Loompaland.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Will do! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the emotions away from me.
A button, a scarf forgotten in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took yourself away from me,
everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Mia Wasikowska's secret telephone number :
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I patiently queued up for weeks for a chance to have a little talk with Mia Wasikowska. The resulting piece was great, like it was written by the ghost of Anton Chekhov under the influence of too much fernet. Hence, it was highly deplorable that another inmate by accident shredded my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I attempted to extract from my failing neurons those awe-inspiring words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not so confident this web page is a completely truly account of what transpired during our rendezvous, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it actually happened...
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