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An interview with Mia Wasikowska
Mia Wasikowska
Mia Wasikowska born October 14th, 1989 (Libra)
Mia Wasikowska's experiment to launch a new cologne pour femme spiced with cabbage essence has been an inevitable bust (pixabay photo)

Can you authenticate the buzz about the lost mermaid DNA samples?
The dickens! It seems to me you have a sudden desire to run down the curtain, if you know what I mean. I know a guy who has a friend that for $1000,... Whatever. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Watch my favorite reality eating fried chicken.

Mia, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolishness.

Unfortunately, you are in a troublesome situation that retards you from doing the things that you need to do. You can resolve this situation by isolating for 6 months in a convent.
By golly! If I did believe in this zodiacal nonsense, now I would be somehow heavy-hearted.

Mia, what do you think about the current USA president?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a light-hearted website, not a gloomy one.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Eriador, probably because there is my face in the center of it.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. Funny thing: I learnt the basis of pyrokinesis.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking food is a waste of time, since there are supporters and fast food joints more than willing to provide my daily RDA of vitamines and carbohydrates. The few times I decide to cook for my buddies, I like to invent salads. My favorite one is a mix of bacon and seitan, which I believe can satisfy both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Yes! You take the bacon and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix bacon and seitan with some ranch dressing and you are done!

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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.