A conversation with Michael B. Jordan
Michael B. Jordan
Michael B. Jordan born February 9th, 1987 (Aquarius)
An acclaimed research center in New York is currently using Michael B. Jordan's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares prevention (source)

You have been the recipient of several prizes. Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 6, I won the "Bronze Elk Medal" issued by the city of Austin for "notable but gratuitous stage performance".

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Miss Croft, without doubt.

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. Probably, I'm a four in Tibet, but a nine in Milwaukee.

Which is the most blush-making DVD in hour home?
Holy cow! Apart from "Disaster Movie", probabably it is "Just Go With It" or "Next".

Michael, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made acting?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is soda! So I bought 2400000 bottles of soda which I amassed in my cellar, waiting for the price to go up.

Do you like to cook?
Course not! But I like to improvise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of pulled pork and tofu, which I believe can satisfy both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the pulled pork and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.

Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix pulled pork and tofu with some soy sauce and voilĂ , you are done!

There is no possibility any of these is Michael B. Jordan's private telephone number :
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To be honest, my chief had patiently arranged my hurried appointment with Michael B. Jordan days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet cat got anosmia, so I had to skip the talk. So, the transcript above is essentially the elaboration of a dream I had following a large dinner based on raw onions and wild boar stew.
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