You have been the recipient of many prizes. What is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 6, I won the "Silver Tiger Trophy" issued by the city of Atlanta for "exceptional but superfluous stage accomplishment".
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the chamaleon appearing in your last movie?
Cripes! How did you people find out!? I already told the SWAT everything I know.
Do you have issues with movie directors?
Once in a lifetime you have directors who are polite people like me, but usually they are just a bunch of cretins.
Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Naboombu flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is white and brown with a little yellow moose in the middle. Naboombu is a beautiful but desperate nation. They are so impoverished they use dried mud for seasoning.
Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last year I rented a ritzy mansion in a secluded valley of Vanuatu. The payment included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy and also a group of local extras portraying supporters.
Who are your heroes?
Rene Descartes, Keyser Soze, and myself.
Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say quickly another word. I begin with :
Michael : taco
Michael : light
Michael : electric chair
Maybe another time, right?
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