A conversation with Michael C. Hall
Michael C. Hall
Michael C. Hall born February 1st, 1971 (Aquarius)
Because of an uncanny accident happened to his aunt, Michael C. Hall has developed an irrational phobia for cookies and a rational one for Ouija boards (pixabay photo)

You have been the recipient of many prizes. What is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 6, I won the "Silver Tiger Trophy" issued by the city of Atlanta for "exceptional but superfluous stage accomplishment".

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the chamaleon appearing in your last movie?
Cripes! How did you people find out!? I already told the SWAT everything I know.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
Once in a lifetime you have directors who are polite people like me, but usually they are just a bunch of cretins.

Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Naboombu flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is white and brown with a little yellow moose in the middle. Naboombu is a beautiful but desperate nation. They are so impoverished they use dried mud for seasoning.

Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last year I rented a ritzy mansion in a secluded valley of Vanuatu. The payment included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy and also a group of local extras portraying supporters.

Who are your heroes?
Rene Descartes, Keyser Soze, and myself.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say quickly another word. I begin with :
Q: bell.

Michael : taco

Q: snow
Michael : light

Q: triumph
Michael : electric chair

Maybe another time, right?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Michael C. Hall's private telephone number :
6716634900 6726989548 8480350091 7440581273 6800374886 320036792 413894023 636932058 619802645 6166583418 825887780 9004375531 7361048821 4571917679 5068460263 270824437 6772753065 616337450 7391917518 3331282077
To be honest, my supervisor had patiently set up my exchange with Michael C. Hall many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had better things to do, like breeding scorpions or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a dream I had following a generous dinner based on wild boar stew and deep-fried bell peppers.
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