Which is your trick to achieve flawless skin?
Only few know it is a monthly soaking into cold tomato sauce.
Which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and quite bizarre remembrance. There are two men, one tall and slim and the other short and rather overweight, both dressed in black with black sunglasses, sat at a table in a plush restaurant. They have come searching for their friend, who is now the maître d' at the restaurant. The two men start making some fuss to make it hard for their friend and force him to resume his old career. For example, they make noises when they drink and steal food from the plates of other customers of the ritzy restaurant.
Actually I believe that is a famous scene from the movie "The Blues Brothers".
Whammo! You may be right. Yesterday evening I dozed at the cineclub.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Bangistan flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is gray and black with a tiny red horse somewhere. Bangistan is a nice but unfortunate nation. They are so poor they use Scrabble tiles as currency.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a one in Milwaukee, but a seven in Congo.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can't wipe my intimate parts with industrial products. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Phyllogramma superba, an almost extinct shrub native of Loompaland.
As everybody knows, the problem of sciatica in bobcats is attaining epic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Yep! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,400/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of sciatica in bobcats.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my soul, I often sleep on a bunk made of nails.
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