A conversation with Michael Caine
Michael Caine
Michael Caine born March 14th, 1933 (Pisces)
Is her his secret lover? (pixabay photo)

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Dark Knight"?
Sacre bleu! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of convincing reasons for that...

What motivates you to act?
Oxygen deficiency, because to act is like to breath for me.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Noam Chomsky manifested and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Lao-Tzu's uncle.

Michael, do you like wombats?

Why you do not like wombats, if I may ask?
Actually, they reek! And one wombat bite my cousin's funny bits. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I may rethink my opinion about wombats.

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I asked myself: "What do people like?" I discovered that the answer is root beer! So I bought 1100000 bottles of root beer which I stashed in my cellar,.

Who are your heroes?
Matthew (the underestimated uncle of Vincent van Gogh), Gollum, and myself.

Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of reptile handler, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Michael Caine's secret telephone number :
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My boss had lined up my brief exchange with Michael Caine months beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Heart Condition". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Michael Caine would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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