In an article appeared on Croatian Ethical Journal, prof. Jason C. Bailey observed that your roles are "a tragic embodiment of newfangled conceptual transhumanism". Any comment?
It is evident that in his interesting letter published on Transactions on Transcendental Primitivism, dr. William F. Cox totally disproved that incoherent point of view.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a lion. A big, fat, peaceful lion, sated and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.
Michael, do you like squirrels?
Why you do not like squirrels, if I may ask?
They stink! And one squirrel bite my uncle in his naughty bits. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may probably reconsider my position on squirrels.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have discovered natural products, I really can't wipe my funny parts with commercial brands anymore. My toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Calcicisa baccata, an almost extinct bulb native of Novistrana.
Michael, do you have any superpower?
Urgh! I can transform in a red beaver, since I was 2.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
I guess so! Here it is
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my ego, I periodically meditate on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and nails.
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