An interview with Michael Cudlitz
Michael Cudlitz
Michael Cudlitz born December 29th, 1964 (Capricorn)
Mark S. Bennett, the new Michael Cudlitz's head of security, is constantly testing alternative methods to send away stalkers and disturbing paparazzi (source)

Michael, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I though this was a playful website, not a glimpse to the dark side of the moon.

Which is your favorite snack?
Breakfast cereals with cranberry sauce, a mixed salad, four breakfast cereals, and some beer.

Michael, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Don't let the color of your skin have you unfit within. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.

What is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in an article to be published on Texan Transactions on Advanced Iconography, written in collaboration with prof. Ronald F. Gonzalez.

Michael, what's your vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. Well, surely you are going to criticize me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is unlucky that I have little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the condensed recap of the book "Jane Eyre", and I found it quite acceptable. Thus, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain Charlotte Brontë - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Could you refute the buzz about the stolen Sasquatch pictures?
Can I? May so! Do I want? Course not!

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unsettling at least once.

And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of brucellosis?
WHAT? Brucellosis!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Michael Cudlitz's private telephone number :
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I patiently queued up forever for the privilege to have a short rendezvous with Michael Cudlitz. The resulting transcription was jaw-dropping, like it was written by Tennessee Williams after too much brandy. Hence, it was awfully regrettable that my dog by accident destroyed my only copy! After I recounted my vitals, I made an attempt to recollect those amazing words. To be aboveboard, I'm not really so sure this web page is an entirely truly account of what transpired during our exchange, and so I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.