Michael, which is your technique for everlasting youth?
As you may have imagined, it is a soaking into warm cement twice a month.
Does your secretary use an alias when he arranges for, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck stalkers and groupies
Absolutely! We do anything to get rid of those troglodytes. We often employ the moniker "Michael Cydlitz".
What is your opinion about global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my supporters will certainly approve my resolution to purchase mainly palaces at least 70 feet above the sea-level.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Jared Leto, since I always liked him as Bilbo Baggins.
Michael, do you have any superpower?
Well... I spit darts of ice, but only on full moon nights. I believe this is quite uncommon in tall people with English ancestors.
What's your earliest memory?
I'm the testimonial for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.
I can't wait to buy it.
I'll let you have a sample so you can try it.
When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible career?
Actually, no. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a bookkeeper. But, you know, that's life.
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