A talk with Michael Cudlitz
Michael Cudlitz
Michael Cudlitz born December 29th, 1964 (Capricorn)
A bizarre cousin, a reluctant travel companion or a mere bystander? Well, we are in the dark, but we pixellated the photo to build up drama! (pixabay photo)

Michael, which is your technique for everlasting youth?
As you may have imagined, it is a soaking into warm cement twice a month.

Does your secretary use an alias when he arranges for, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck stalkers and groupies
Absolutely! We do anything to get rid of those troglodytes. We often employ the moniker "Michael Cydlitz".

What is your opinion about global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my supporters will certainly approve my resolution to purchase mainly palaces at least 70 feet above the sea-level.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Jared Leto, since I always liked him as Bilbo Baggins.

Michael, do you have any superpower?
Well... I spit darts of ice, but only on full moon nights. I believe this is quite uncommon in tall people with English ancestors.

What's your earliest memory?
I'm the testimonial for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.

I can't wait to buy it.
I'll let you have a sample so you can try it.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible career?
Actually, no. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a bookkeeper. But, you know, that's life.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Michael Cudlitz's private telephone number is listed here :
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Let's face it, celebrities are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Michael Cudlitz alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Michael.
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