If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Jessica Rabbit.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?
Do you know any good common cold cure?
Yes, in case of common cold, mix three parts of whiskey, two parts of ground coffee and some vinaigrette in a bowl, then guzzle this brew every 25 minutes for at least 4 hours.
Can you tell me the square root of 760320896?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.
Michael, do you have any vice?
Sloth. I find difficult to be out of bed until 2 PM I solved the issue by setting my clocks to Grenyarnia's time zone. See, I’m possibly going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
Michael, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Inglourious Basterds"?
Sure thing! The set was full of mites. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Beethoven.
If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make acting?
I invested my fortune in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial guru named Charles Punzi, a pro of hedge futures trading (whatever it means). I can give you his number, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last few weeks.
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