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Michael Fassbender
Michael Fassbender born April 2nd, 1977 (Aries)
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In the course of his last scripture, Michael Fassbender has developed a pernicious addiction to durian fruits (source)

Michael, what do you think of the issue of global warming?
I've already expressed my thoughts in an essay published on Pacific Annals of Applied Constructivism.

Michael, some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a singer whose name I've not the permission to publish. Have you something to tell us?
If you mean U.Q., then it was an inoffensive thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with V.O...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your house or your dear one may "by accident" start to burn. Capisce?

Now that I look it better, the picture is indistinct...
Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?

Totally! I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. I'm all-embracing: I'm known to enchant eminent emperors and featureless accountants to the same extent. You know? There are 12 plazas with my name in four different countries, not counting San Sombrèro and Belarus.

Michael, what is your take of the next Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this has always been a minefield.

Michael, have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a license for navigating my submarine.

Michael Fassbender refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
5910767983 7116131206 5112169193 5522203300 4186646519 9131134944 4837403199 4080338303 9807417358 292653362 2572810476 634758726 997623741 4694870788 9118740242 2218196494 2497038958 6852768727 6190848620 8764435701
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