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Michael Fassbender
Michael Fassbender born April 2nd, 1977 (Aries)
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Which is Michael Fassbender's technique for flawless skin? As you may have guessed, it is a shower in warm yak milk once a day (source)

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Florin flag. It is purple and yellow with a gray cow somewhere. Florin is a wonderful but unfortunate nation. They are so poor their dictionaries stop at the letter "P".

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say another word. Let me start with :
Q: moon.

Michael : cheese

Q: gift
Michael : karma

Q: crowd
Michael : stalkers

Enough!
What's your earliest memory?

Not many people know that I have the gift of total recall. Indeed, I remember pretty well the moment I was born. It was a day in April. An almost magic spring day, smelling of flowers and moist bark. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people yelling like banshees. The first, but not the best day of my life...

Anything happier?
That's nothing, my life is like a plunge in a pool of sulfuric acid. And I savor every moment of it.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a cat. A large, fat, peaceful cat, well fed and sleepy in a summer breeze.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Michael Fassbender's private telephone number is listed here :
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I have a confession to make. My director had patiently set up my hurried appointment with Michael Fassbender many months beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had better things to do, like learning Mongolian or collecting wall sockets. So, this web page is mainly the impression of a nightmare I had following a copious dinner based on beans and wild boar stew.
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