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An interview with Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton born September 5th, 1951 (Virgo)
In the course of his last speech, Paul Ryan has illogically maundered about Michael Keaton for 24 full minutes for no reason whatsoever (source)

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Dave Bautista, because I liked him as Gollum.

Michael, how do you invest the money you made acting?
Well, I invested quite a bunch of money in a money-making scheme devised by a financial genius named C. Punzi, an expert of high-yield investment programs (whatever it means). I'll let you know his phone, but he has been incommunicado in the last weeks.

What is your take of the last Oscar dispute?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to levitate just a little.

Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Exactamundo! I dig people's mind. My force is that I'm inescapable: I'm popular among famous Princeton professors and uninspiring rodent exterminators in the same manner. You know? There are 13 streets with my name in two different countries, not counting Taronia and Estonia, which I did not know they were countries.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Hell yeah! It is the story of Gregory, a dancer from Fresno. He is kidnapped by a secretive society and he is forced to write silly "completelY made Up Talks" for some web site, from an obscure cubicle. (If you cannot find me, tell Lisa I never loved her...)

What is the strangest dream you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a desolate dark space. A foul smell persisting in the air. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a screening of "My Boyfriend's Back" in a bleak cinema near San Francisco.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order precludes me to express my opinion.

There is no possibility any of these is Michael Keaton's home telephone number :
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