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Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton born September 5th, 1951 (Virgo)
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Terino, the treasured pet armadillo of Michael Keaton, could also be used as a healthy nibble in case of protracted famine (pixabay photo)

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was made by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight pneumonia?
Since my pet tiger showed some symptoms.

Michael, do you have any superpower?
I can see the spirits of recently departed famous mediums, since I was 3.

Michael, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising position with a singer whose name I'm not at liberty to publish. Care to comment?
If you mean E.A., then it was a completely irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with G.X...

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is totally all right in your life and then without a reason your home is searched by the police looking for some improper things a dude has hidden there. Do you understand?

Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is surely a fake...
What do you think of global warming?

I've already made clear my thoughts in a letter appeared on European Epistemologic Annals, written in collaboration with the renowned dr. Larry Brooks.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Michael Keaton's secret telephone number :
9486127248 5570494522 2755009325 7505588411 9404647502 529138896 2209571572 6116250509 7515983222 5736561326 647646687 7899279526 343040507 8317391661 5012269642 8203724748 5880551362 2934148293 9485175417 896037748
Let's face it, actors are frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Michael Keaton completely alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained via a professional mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.