I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was made by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight pneumonia?
Since my pet tiger showed some symptoms.
Michael, do you have any superpower?
I can see the spirits of recently departed famous mediums, since I was 3.
Michael, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising position with a singer whose name I'm not at liberty to publish. Care to comment?
If you mean E.A., then it was a completely irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with G.X...
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is totally all right in your life and then without a reason your home is searched by the police looking for some improper things a dude has hidden there. Do you understand?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is surely a fake...
What do you think of global warming?
I've already made clear my thoughts in a letter appeared on European Epistemologic Annals, written in collaboration with the renowned dr. Larry Brooks.
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