A conversation with Michael Kenneth Williams
Michael Kenneth Williams
Michael Kenneth Williams born November 22nd, 1966 (Scorpio)
In his secluded vault Michael Kenneth Williams is compulsively looking for a way to turn metal scraps into marshmallows (pixabay photo)

Do you have any birthmark?
But of course! I have a tiny caterpillar shaped birthmark on my right ankle. Probably my mother did accidentally swallow a caterpillar when she was pregnant.

What is your take of the future Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this has always been an elephant in the room.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Syldavia flag, probably because it has my face in a corner.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a black snail on my right buttock. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Tucson maze, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is very harsh, since there are nations where it is difficult to find even a so-so Long Island iced tea.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm extremely fond of "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.

You mean, by Franz Kafka?
Maybe you are referring to the audiobook edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Michael Kenneth Williams' private telephone number :
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My little exchange with Michael Kenneth Williams has been scheduled months in advance. The resulting interview was wonderful, like it was written by the spirit of Virginia Wolf under the effects of prescription stimulants. It was unlucky that my dog set my only copy on fire! After I showed vital signs again, I struggled to extract from my vanishing neurons those magnificent words. To be frank, I'm not so certain this web page contains a totally precise report of what transpired during our talk, and I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...
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