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Michael Kenneth Williams
Michael Kenneth Williams born November 22nd, 1966 (Scorpio)
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In his secluded vault Michael Kenneth Williams is compulsively looking for a way to turn metal scraps into marshmallows (pixabay photo)

Do you have any birthmark?
But of course! I have a tiny caterpillar shaped birthmark on my right ankle. Probably my mother did accidentally swallow a caterpillar when she was pregnant.

What is your take of the future Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this has always been an elephant in the room.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Syldavia flag, probably because it has my face in a corner.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a black snail on my right buttock. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Tucson maze, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is very harsh, since there are nations where it is difficult to find even a so-so Long Island iced tea.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm extremely fond of "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.

You mean, by Franz Kafka?
Maybe you are referring to the audiobook edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Michael Kenneth Williams' private telephone number :
6640584585 642872450 969512822 761488351 8639937135 819579545 2866993993 3893757571 456417906 4009265164 5617637352 4166269006 3398107033 508477175 2037521553 5414441373 5826464820 5297589991 6736004964 5557630612
My little exchange with Michael Kenneth Williams has been scheduled months in advance. The resulting interview was wonderful, like it was written by the spirit of Virginia Wolf under the effects of prescription stimulants. It was unlucky that my dog set my only copy on fire! After I showed vital signs again, I struggled to extract from my vanishing neurons those magnificent words. To be frank, I'm not so certain this web page contains a totally precise report of what transpired during our talk, and I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.