Michael, do you like tigers?
Why you do not like tigers?
Actually, they stink! And one tiger bite my cousin in his naughty parts. That was one of the motives I become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my opinion about tigers.
Do you know Charles Martin (a former naturopath, now a science technician) from Dallas?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to him for 3 weeks. Then there was a rumor about some kinky photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to an abrupt conclusion.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and legs of 1,000 models that will be set loose in Garden Grove.
Michael, are you superstitious?
Why not! I need to kiss a plastic figurine representing Henry Ford before a critical occasion. Obviously not today.
Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Maybe! The tentative title is "Bill, Ann and Tesiro". There are a man and a woman, which live in Boston and they do not know each other. She is an endocrinologist and the man is a killer. When Bill's pet ferret Tesiro contracts stomach flu they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to fight the mob to avenge Tesiro.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Jessica Rabbit.
Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I leased a posh mansion on the hidden mountains of Ecuador. The payment included a drawbridge to preserve my privacy and also a pack of local extras pretending to be hysterical supporters to let me feel alive.
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