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A talk with Michael Vartan
Michael Vartan
Michael Vartan born November 27th, 1968 (Sagittarius)
Recently, Michael Vartan has sold his famous cleaning products collection to a bizarre tycoon for $385,000 (source)

What do you think about the current Oscar debate?
To be honest, this has always been an elephant in the room.

What is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this global warming paradox is probably a conspiracy of Tazbekistan's agents.

Could you suggest a remedy for indigestion?
Here it is my sure quick fix for indigestion. Mix one part of red wine, three parts of mineral water and some vinaigrette. Drink the resulting potion every 15 minutes for 5 hours.

You're awesome in "One Hour Photo". Were you given a lot of latitude to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I'm used to extemporize. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm very attached to "The Great Gatsby" by Gerald Scott.

You surely mean, by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
Probably you are confusing the book with the movie, however we can agree to disagree.

Do you know Edward Adams (a former gastroenterologist, now a signwriter) from Coral Springs?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to him for 2 months. Then there was some commotion about Edward having affairs with every woman in a radius of 40 miles, so their marriage came to a quick conclusion.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Bridget Jones.

There is no possibility any of these is Michael Vartan's home telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My supervisor had lined up my hurried conversation with Michael Vartan many months beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Jaws: The Revenge". So, the interview above is essentially based on what Michael Vartan would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.