Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing location with a famous person whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to reveal. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with Q.Y..
I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is cool in your life and then for no reason at all your mother and your house take fire. Are we clear now?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is indistinct...
How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll last month. Probably, I'm a four in Congo, but a six in Austin.
Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Well, I can flap my ears while I pat my back.
Michelle, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Michelle's prodigy". During one of my peregrinations in the Amazon basin, I uncovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Datiphylla alternata, which every 10 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of plums and glue. You have to be rich enough even to find it unattractive...
Should you give up singing, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of midwife, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
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