An interview with Michelle Branch
Michelle Branch
Michelle Branch born July 2nd, 1983 (Cancer)
A faultless neighbor, a former lover or a stranger? Well, we are in the dark, but a redacted face boosts drama! (pixabay photo)

Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing location with a famous person whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to reveal. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with Q.Y..

I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is cool in your life and then for no reason at all your mother and your house take fire. Are we clear now?

Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is indistinct...
How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?

I made a poll last month. Probably, I'm a four in Congo, but a six in Austin.

Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Well, I can flap my ears while I pat my back.

Michelle, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Michelle's prodigy". During one of my peregrinations in the Amazon basin, I uncovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Datiphylla alternata, which every 10 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of plums and glue. You have to be rich enough even to find it unattractive...

Should you give up singing, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of midwife, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

There is no possibility any of these is Michelle Branch's private telephone number :
249565869 3048221336 6707108696 3380791031 5431099764 3899586558 3434031469 7359198282 2771784685 564017305 784740985 3740005066 7197275058 8565503592 7233709224 6509649461 9493797129 4562663926 7499598861 7055120279
To be frank, my chief had patiently set up my rendezvous with Michelle Branch many months beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle". So, the interview above is essentially based on what Michelle Branch would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.