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Michelle Branch
Michelle Branch born July 2nd, 1983 (Cancer)
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Her breakfast when she is on diet (pixabay photo)

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Beethoven.

Which super power do you have?
This is a scoop! I can shrink other people heads, since I was 10, mostly if it is raining. Maybe this is quite remarkable in awesome people with Apache neighbors.

Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a little scorpion shaped scar on my left arm, which ensued from my tough confrontation with a wild chipmunk.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently quite bleak, since in these bitter times there are regions where it is difficult to find even a just so-so margarita.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the soothing whisper of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the joyous giggle of an angelic kid " or "the placid purr of a content kitten".

What do you think of the problem of global warming?
I've already made clear my thoughts in an article accepted for publication on Transactions on Structural Psychology, written in collaboration with the eminent prof. Jason E. Rodriguez.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Gondor, probably because it has my picture in a corner.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Jennifer Aniston, since I always liked her as Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Michelle Branch's private telephone number :
7419878567 8063770004 7807879776 783065792 7786225596 7874764834 4572515624 586332701 2914423673 4361204033 6863155723 451011859 2823241566 6378282249 251275768 809503197 9633905286 5432082047 6592500505 9666111988
I dawdled for years for a chance to have a short appointment with Michelle Branch. The resulting interview was fantastic, like it was written by J.D. Salinger at his peak. So, it was unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my cat by accident ate my only copy! After I emerged from coma, I attempted to extract from my vanishing memory those stunning words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not so confident this web page contains a perfectly truly chronicle of what transpired during our interview, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.