I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
In a paper printed on Canadian Annals of Philosophical Methodology, dr. Jeffrey J. King has observed that your movies are "a dramatic archetype of modernistic contextual anarcho-capitalism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his recent essay appeared on Pacific Annals of Symbolic Iconography, prof. Michael F. Ross completely invalidated that preposterous theory.
Nowaday the problem of lead poisoning in sheep is reaching gigantic proportions. Is Michelle Pfeiffer doing anything in this respect?
Okey-doke! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of lead poisoning in sheep.
Michelle, what do you think about the last Oscar debate?
To be frank, this has always been an elephant in the room.
What would you like to do right now?
Meditate on human frailty.
Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Michelle : friends
Michelle : darkness
Michelle : poison
We are going nowhere fast...
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