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An interview with Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer born April 29th, 1958 (Taurus)
Less known fact: during her driving exam, Michelle Pfeiffer unwittingly drove over a vagrant panda, with little consequences for the animal (pixabay photo)

Michelle, which is your method for flawless skin?
Curiously, it is a weekly sponging with hot yak milk.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Michael Faraday. I played Magneto until somebody got smart.

What's your vice?
I do too much for people that don't merit any of it. I’m possibly going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

Michelle, is there a deep moral hidden in "Scarface"?
Surely! That being completely honest always pays except when it doesn't - or something like that.

Can you tell me the square root of 1083714427?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to execute you.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
You betcha! But just once. It was an extremely uncanny experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Alan Turing appeared and established that I'm the reincarnation of a Confucius' cousin.

Where do you go when you die?
In a coffin, most of the times, but if you are incinerated then your ashes can get scattered, generally in a place you hate.

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch fans and shutterbugs
That's for certain! I'll go to extremes to dodge those cannibals. I generally employ the alias "Michelle Pfyiffer".

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Michelle Pfeiffer's private telephone number :
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I sat tight for weeks for a chance to have a hurried talk with Michelle Pfeiffer. The resulting piece was stunning, like it was written by the spirit of Mark Twain under the effects of prescription exotic drugs. Hence, it was very disastrous that my armadillo devoured my only copy! After I took my medications, I tried to recall those awe-inspiring words. So, to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a perfectly truthful account of what transpired during our talk, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.