Michelle, which is your method for flawless skin?
Curiously, it is a weekly sponging with hot yak milk.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Michael Faraday. I played Magneto until somebody got smart.
What's your vice?
I do too much for people that don't merit any of it. I’m possibly going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
Michelle, is there a deep moral hidden in "Scarface"?
Surely! That being completely honest always pays except when it doesn't - or something like that.
Can you tell me the square root of 1083714427?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to execute you.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
You betcha! But just once. It was an extremely uncanny experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Alan Turing appeared and established that I'm the reincarnation of a Confucius' cousin.
Where do you go when you die?
In a coffin, most of the times, but if you are incinerated then your ashes can get scattered, generally in a place you hate.
Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch fans and shutterbugs
That's for certain! I'll go to extremes to dodge those cannibals. I generally employ the alias "Michelle Pfyiffer".
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