Michelle, which is your method for everlasting youth?
Only few know it is a daily sponging with lukewarm cement.
How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a one in Nepal, but an eight in Fresno.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a kangaroo. A big, fat, serene kangaroo, well fed and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.
Michelle, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
If you want to become rich fast, I can organize a meeting with some guys from Colombia who can double your stake. All you have to do is give them a photo of your kids as a sign of your good faith.
What are your feelings about the current USA president?
I gave assurance to my mom I would not swear, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
What is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a messy matter. Anyway, my supporters will certainly be pleased to know that my future manor will be at least 70 feet above the sea-level.
Do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. Well, perhaps you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
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