A talk with Michelle Trachtenberg
Michelle Trachtenberg
Michelle Trachtenberg born October 11th, 1985 (Libra)
By popular demand of her fans, Michelle Trachtenberg will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,100 per night) will go to a charity for the cure of urticaria in wombats (source)

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Surely a dog.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and quite bizarre recollection. A man is alone on a straight, long and solitary road along cornfields. A crop-spraying plane starts terrorizing him, flying very low and bullets are fired against the man. Since there is no place to hide, he runs among corn.

Well, I think that is a famous scene from the film "North by Northwest".
Fair enough! To be honest, yesterday evening I took a siesta at a film festival.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my ego, I frequently take a nap on a cot made of rough sandpaper and nails.

Michelle, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising position with a vip whose name and whose gender I'm not allowed to announce. Do you have any comment?
Do you mean N.O.? It's an innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Z.B...

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is all right and then for no apparent reason your dog and your car burst into flames. Do you understand?

I think you are right, this is actually a picture of my pet monkey...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Michelle Trachtenberg's home telephone number :
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My little talk with Michelle Trachtenberg has been set up many days in advance. The resulting article was wonderful, like it was written by the ghost of Mark Twain under the effects of prescription exotic beverages. It was unfavorable that my cousin Andrew (probably on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I tried to wake myself up, I struggled to extract from my failing neurons those magnificent words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not really sure this web page is an entirely precise run-down of our rendezvous, and so I'm starting to ask myself if it actually took place...
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