A talk with Mickey Rourke
Mickey Rourke
Mickey Rourke born September 16th, 1952 (Virgo)
Many people use to collect coins. Mickey Rourke is specialized into collecting coins that have been found inside sofas. (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the emotions,
you took the respect away from me.
A book, a button lost in a drawer
the desolate keepsakes of you.
You took away all that I had,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Who are your heroes?
Edward (the underestimated cousin of Napoleon), Jessica Rabbit, and myself.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Sam Claflin, since we both like HAL 9000.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the lounge chair appearing in your last movie?
Sacre bleu! It beats me how such a trifle has all of a sudden made everyone mad.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you know?

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there are some legal issues regarding my last contract, so to get to dough, next year I will use the name "Mickey Raurke".

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a dog.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a one in Iceland, but a seven in Los Angeles.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Mickey Rourke's home telephone number is listed here :
9962528490 438976963 455147424 960896732 4730147921 3281324490 4928336913 8640161413 4502922770 5614237964 5548640925 7484399158 909676686 927564955 404497619 926946198 865508550 5350041269 2335894401 3398415405
Vips are very busy people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Mickey Rourke alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Mickey.
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