An interview with Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis born August 14th, 1983 (Leo)
Due to a bizzarre accident occurred to her uncle, Mila Kunis has acquired an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for roller coasters (pixabay photo)

What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a desolate gloomy space. A rotten odour diffused in the air. Then I remembered I got hammered at a screening of "Aeon Flux" in a murky cinema near Sacramento.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Pocahontas.

Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny squid shaped birthmark on my right buttock. Probably my mother did dream a squid while she was pregnant.

Mila, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I imagined this was a funny website, not a glimpse into the abyss of gloom.

Can you tell me the square root of 907255349?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is something around 85.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the calming whisper of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent requires you write instead something more fashionable, say, "the contagious giggle of a happy kid " or "the snore of your dozing newborn".

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a two in Nepal, but an eight in Fresno.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order prohibits me to express my opinion.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Mila Kunis' home telephone number :
7075412828 5865878237 3270756126 9078195394 2267953586 3881187460 770666244 9769790300 2883093416 4175663097 8049712287 390153567 390868937 8880737345 4271949574 7724475349 525723899 8622965645 2618370282 761869369
To be sincere, my chief had planned my exchange with Mila Kunis many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Anaconda". So, the interview above is mainly based on what Mila Kunis would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.