What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a desolate gloomy space. A rotten odour diffused in the air. Then I remembered I got hammered at a screening of "Aeon Flux" in a murky cinema near Sacramento.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Pocahontas.
Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny squid shaped birthmark on my right buttock. Probably my mother did dream a squid while she was pregnant.
Mila, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I imagined this was a funny website, not a glimpse into the abyss of gloom.
Can you tell me the square root of 907255349?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is something around 85.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the calming whisper of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent requires you write instead something more fashionable, say, "the contagious giggle of a happy kid " or "the snore of your dozing newborn".
On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a two in Nepal, but an eight in Fresno.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order prohibits me to express my opinion.
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