An interview with Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis born August 14th, 1983 (Leo)
Mila Kunis is sponsoring the introduction of seashells as an alternative currency to stop the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Mr. Woodcock", a timeless classic whose significance has not been perceived by viewers.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of weeks ago. I think I'm a one in Chicago, but a nine in Mongolia.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I have a great time singing "Kids in America" by Kim Wilde.

Mila, do you like chipmunks?
Like heck!

For which reason you do not like chipmunks?
To be honest, they reek! And one chipmunk bite my cousin's funny bits. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I may rethink my relation with chipmunks.

You are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in September I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and my special Smurf hash.

Do you use an alias when you make reservation for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape stalkers and fans
Absolutely! I go to extremes to evade those nuisances. We generally adopt the alias "Mila Kanis".

In an essay published on European Transactions on Humanistic Dynamism, dr. Charles X. Howard observed that your movies are "a tragic personification of modern pragmatic organicism". Anything to add?
Actually, it is evident that in his last paper printed on International Annals of Emerging Logocentrism, prof. Steven K. Phillips totally disproved that implausible assumption.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Mila Kunis' secret telephone number :
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I queued up forever for an occasion to have a short meeting with Mila Kunis. The resulting transcription was stunning, like it was written by Miguel de Cervantes after too much cider. Thus, it was very damaging that my armadillo (on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I regained my composure, I struggled to recollect those wonderful words. Actually, to be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a totally truthful chronicle of what transpired during our appointment, and now I'm beginning to question whether it actually happened...
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