A conversation with Miles Teller
Miles Teller
Miles Teller born February 20th, 1987 (Pisces)
In his last public speech, Bill Clinton has foolishly blathered on Miles Teller for 22 full minutes for no reason whatsoever (pixabay photo)

Who are your heroes?
Pancho Villa, James Bond, and myself.

Miles, what do you think about the future Oscar controversy?
To be sincere, this has always been a minefield.

Miles, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some troubles with my agent, the easiest solution is changing my name, so next year I will use the name "Miles Tyller".

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to believe it when you spend your days in a pink cloud, but there are nations where it is impossible to find even an almost decent frankfurter with or without mustard.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is unfavorable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Last week I've read the condensed outline of the book "The Great Gatsby", and I found it more or less passable. Thus, I told my agent to call the author - a certain F. Scott Fitzgerald - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Gandalf.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Miles, what’s your biggest defect?
Well, when I'm chomping bubblegum and all at once I need to make a speech I'm not very finical about where I deposit the residues: it may be a trash can but also a half-full bottle of scotch.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Miles Teller's home telephone number :
4087853531 880809144 4057928997 8346616681 6746656954 9564836201 6119665080 7210063971 7350687542 2163213194 611469643 4352623461 3991527901 495593195 6227302361 730168777 8593359977 2761875453 504424099 6754991945
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.