Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Guess so! Here it is my sure remedy. In case of drunkness mix two parts of sparkling wine, three parts of ground coffee and some chives. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 25 minutes for 4 hours.
Can you tell me the square root of 826335340?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues, not real numbers.
I heard you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt the basis of pyrokinesis.
Which is your next musical venture?
I'll soon release a vinyl-only experimental album of rap covers of Michael Jackson greatest hits, sung in Bosnian, Finnish and Icelandic. I have no doubts it will be the apogee of my artistic life.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I have developed an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, owing to a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by clowns, but that is quite normal.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm wild about "Little Women" by Mary Ascott.
You mean, by Louisa May Alcott?
Surely my cover had a typo, anyway we can agree to disagree.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the soothing jingle of two diamonds caressing each other. However, my agent requires you write instead something more mainstream, like "the relaxing purr of a lovable kitten" or "the merry giggle of an exhilarated child ".
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