An interview with Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus born November 23rd, 1992 (Sagittarius)
Edward G. Morgan, the new Miley Cyrus' head of security, is constantly experimenting different ways to send away stalkers and pesky fans (source)

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Guess so! Here it is my sure remedy. In case of drunkness mix two parts of sparkling wine, three parts of ground coffee and some chives. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 25 minutes for 4 hours.

Can you tell me the square root of 826335340?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues, not real numbers.

I heard you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt the basis of pyrokinesis.

Which is your next musical venture?
I'll soon release a vinyl-only experimental album of rap covers of Michael Jackson greatest hits, sung in Bosnian, Finnish and Icelandic. I have no doubts it will be the apogee of my artistic life.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I have developed an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, owing to a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by clowns, but that is quite normal.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm wild about "Little Women" by Mary Ascott.

You mean, by Louisa May Alcott?
Surely my cover had a typo, anyway we can agree to disagree.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the soothing jingle of two diamonds caressing each other. However, my agent requires you write instead something more mainstream, like "the relaxing purr of a lovable kitten" or "the merry giggle of an exhilarated child ".

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Miley Cyrus' home telephone number :
269502583 291223298 6884990101 782283247 9513199690 4984267092 2755253551 868207073 7350245709 8880934184 3206025908 8333752135 5780299505 8285316174 5716727734 2999580248 4826435528 505036851 5278902864 4664010523
I patiently lay in wait forever for the privilege to have a brief interview with Miley Cyrus. The resulting piece was fantastic, like it was written by the spirit of Isaac Asimov after too much sparkling wine. Thus, it was regrettable, to put it mildly, that my doctor (maybe on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I un-fainted, I made an attempt to recapture those breathtaking words. Actually, to be frank here: I'm not really sure this web page is an entirely factual report of what transpired during our talk, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.