When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Yes! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe roadkills collector, I could never decide.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight myopia?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
You appear to be always so full of life and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I think that every person has two sides. At times, when I see a colleague, I shudder with aversion and rage darkens my heart. And then, without warning, I sense the need to shutter those gazing eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, I have some legal troubles regarding my contract, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will use the name "Milla Juvovich".
If I may ask, how do you invest the money you make acting?
Remember, when VHS tapes will be popular again I'll have the last laugh.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the elk appearing in your last movie?
It wasn't my fault, and whatever rumour you heard about it has surely been overemphasized by the media.
Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I leased a posh manor on the secretive hills of Zubrowka. The only complication was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the easygoing landlord from Russia that contacted me about business.
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