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Milla Jovovich
Milla Jovovich born December 17th, 1975 (Sagittarius)
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Milla Jovovich is convinced that in a precedent life she was a virus (source)

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Julius Caesar. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 10 seconds.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order prohibits me to talk about it.

Milla, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I'm a little worried, since I heard through the grapevine that Trump wants to carve his portrait on the Moon with a mega laser cannon.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Jennifer Aniston. We were in the same tennis team when our partners were away.

Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. Are you a typical Sagittarius?
Decidedly not! I'm sometimes unfriendly, a bit slothful, inflexible and feverish. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

Can you tell me the square root of 4937368287?
According to my supporters the most appropriate answer is 48.

Could you suggest a remedy for constipation?
That's right! In case of constipation, mix two parts of whiskey, one part of ground coffee and some vinaigrette. Apply this mixture on your forehead and your wrists.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with another word. Let's start with :
Q: fear.

Milla : repulsion

Q: frog
Milla : repulsion

Q: beach
Milla : repulsion

I think we are not on the same wavelength

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Milla Jovovich's private telephone number :
5918508087 2893607526 9472872045 5884424821 2222062151 792738032 5489435342 339623668 9961060252 7594309138 6043129761 9135736108 7281621074 879235047 6386350396 872910980 588279223 909029115 8131096775 9141173993
My supervisor had patiently arranged my little exchange with Milla Jovovich several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, my pet weasel got laryngitis, so I had to skip the meeting. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Milla Jovovich would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.