Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Yes! It is the story of Mark, a graphic designer from Las Vegas. He is seized by an enigmatic society and he is demanded to write silly "radicallY coUnterfeit conversaTions" for some web site, from a hidden underwater computer lab. (If you cannot retrieve me, tell Cynthia I always loved her...)
Nowaday the problem of pneumonia in beavers is attaining epic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
I guess so! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($1,500/night) will go to an organization for the cure of pneumonia in beavers.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will stronger, I periodically rest on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is unfavorable that I have little time to put down the words. Last week I've read the abridged summary of "Catch-22", and I found it acceptable. Therefore, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Joseph Heller - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Louis XVI of France.
What's your vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. See, probably you are going to criticize me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you know?
You appear to be always so effervescent and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I think that every person has a dark side. For example, when I see a so-called artist, my sight blurs and I convulse with hatred. And all of a sudden, I sense the urge to expunge that loser from my sight and jump on his cold coffin. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.
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