A conversation with Milo Ventimiglia
Milo Ventimiglia
Milo Ventimiglia born July 8th, 1977 (Cancer)
One of Milo Ventimiglia's most firm resolutions is to obtain soon a license for steering a hovercraft (source)

Nowaday the problem of stomach flu in jackals is reaching huge dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
May so! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,200/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of stomach flu in jackals.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Rocky Balboa"?
O.K.! That after the storm the sun will shine.

How do you invest the money you made?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is candies! So I bought 2600000 boxes of candies which I amassed in my pool, 'till the price will go up.

Milo, what is the fuss about the next Oscar debate?
Surely, this is a minefield.

Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you choose?
Probably that of salt miner. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a red frog on my arm. It is radioactive, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly disrobed.

Milo, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin dictate how much of the world you're going to see. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Nah! I'm very agreeable, quite active, inflexible and forgiving. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Milo Ventimiglia's secret telephone number :
988967417 513953722 2228134736 6532861347 701237837 8063863477 9041468407 285929647 9505037956 655633103 4646651734 3953435426 7656105557 2734349207 8457386770 607620013 5869395361 2650305043 497052596 3155587667
To be sincere, my director had patiently set up my brief exchange with Milo Ventimiglia many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had better things to do, like collecting kerbstones or cultivating parasitic plants. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare that followed after a heavy dinner of deep-fried Mars bars and wild boar stew.
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