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Ming-Na Wen
Ming-Na Wen born November 20th, 1963 (Scorpio)
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In August Ming-Na Wen eats exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue corn and the so-called Smurf meatloaf, whose recipe is a bizarre riddle we prefer to leave wrapped up in its mystery (source)

I'm here tonight with Ming-Na Wen, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Ming-Na, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Beyonce the other night and, honestly, I did not like it.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Lara Croft, without doubt.

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Dog my cats! At times I'm scared by my popularity. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to brighten outstanding NASA scientists and characterless accountants in the same manner. It's nice to know that there are at least 15 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Pokolistan and Benin, which I did not know they were countries.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Margot Robbie, since I always liked her as Ace Ventura.

Ming-Na, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Ming-Na's surprise". In the middle of one of my peregrinations in the Hymalayas, I discovered an unremarkable new plant, now named Myriocyprella argentea, which every 6 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of coconuts and pulled pork. You have to be filthy rich even to unlike it...

Can you confirm the gossip about the purloined Jersey Devil photos?
Thou, gorbellied elf-skinned dewberry! How do you dare?

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a wooden overcoat, generally. If you are incinerated then your ashes can pepper a nice place or Boston.

A famous person you recognize as an inspiration?
As my agent keeps repeating, Doctor Who, because of our awesomeness. In my ideal world we both enjoy the company of little chipmunks.

There is no possibility any of these is Ming-Na Wen's secret telephone number :
6276301116 793709092 6656487563 4049329326 6693257582 6685145466 7870267647 882079964 7621507630 815734091 7893551178 2752096779 200573495 4567370028 477903424 5623126030 7610175271 672869683 5218650845 623354556
To be sincere, my director had patiently arranged my brief appointment with Ming-Na Wen several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet weasel got peritonitis, so I had to skip the interview. So, this web page is essentially based on what Ming-Na Wen would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
Other interviews worth checking:
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.