A talk with Minka Kelly
Minka Kelly
Minka Kelly born June 24th, 1980 (Cancer)
One of Minka Kelly's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for flying a dirigible (source)

Do you do your own shopping?
Heavens forbid! Actually, I have a number of experts to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a group of pro buyers around the planet. For the clothes, always a critical issue, I ever hire a team of stand-in, one for each body part.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Certainly! But just one time. It was a tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Kurt Vonnegut manifested and certified that I'm the reincarnation of a Socrates' cousin.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Minka Kally", who supposedly is a former taxation accountant from Atlanta. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Bing my name is similar to an appalling insult in Japanese.

You hit the mark in "(500) Days of Summer". Were you given plenty of freedom to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I like to ad lib. It's like a second nature.

What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I was under the impression this was a funny interview, not a graveyard for lunatics.

What do you eat between meals?
Lettuce leaves with relish, a tuna slice, two pasta noodles, and a few drops of coffee.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm on the set of the sequel of "Perfect Stranger", an underestimated classic whose relevance has not been acknowledged.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Indy, without doubt.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Minka Kelly's secret telephone number :
8334690351 594887537 277617282 2766105382 566746550 3233899667 3690484803 7896685296 3484851136 7086161104 8785006542 6005604411 819611541 9029754888 9721433024 614778217 581121452 4659467649 240083764 6974067528
Vips are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave Minka Kelly peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Minka.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.