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Minnie Riperton
Minnie Riperton born November 8th, 1947 (Scorpio)
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Charles P. Wood, the new Minnie Riperton's head of security, is always testing different ways to drive away stalkers and pesky fans (source)

Minnie, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing situation with a singer whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to tell. Care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with J.D..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents occur. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a picture. Or, for example, your car or your partner may "by accident" take fire. Capisce?

Now that I look it better, the photo is indistinct...
What motivates you to sing?

As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which forced me to fake an interest in good deeds.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight mononucleosis?
WHAT? Mononucleosis!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the gentle tingle of two emeralds caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, like "the contagious giggle of a happy kid " or "the snore of your dozing daughter".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Minnie Riperton's home telephone number :
5526020684 4452735515 5709152362 7919865723 6914056494 6048805641 3508149357 2767798172 5317072533 8587238541 8511541887 5177962609 222195004 365586467 7825670817 991508013 7909947386 9474537705 3866113695 7243535567
To be sincere, my director had patiently set up my brief interview with Minnie Riperton days beforehand. Unluckily, my pet tiger got rheumatism, so I had to skip the conversation. So, this web page is essentially based on what Minnie Riperton would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.